DEVILCAKE: I Can’t Believe it’s not Satan CD £0 FREE for CD orders of £15 From Columbus, Ohio. A la Carnivore, GWAR, Melvins

Description

If Monty Python existed today, and considering their over the edge degree of distasteful antics that set the comedy world on its collective ass, this might be the aural equivalent of their artful form of superior quality juvenility. Heres this thing called Devilcake, where if the titles any indication Nah, itd be too obvious that the entire theme of the record revolves around culinary nightmares and spastic colon-ary lines of text thatd make Dom DeLuise sick.
And now having read the lyrics three times in a row, not only am I going to be ill, but fuck yeah, that’s exactly what its about! The musics state of the art shit, which naturally can be determined in many ways depending on ones level of dementia thankfully, for those of us who haven’t accepted adulthood with open arms just yet, food fights and fuck ups, single served on a steaming sound bed of production-deficient monster movie music is just what the large intestine ordered.
Think of a group like an in their prime Melvins invading the set of Julia Child, raiding and hording every consumable they get their paws on, dissecting the digestive details onto tape, regurgitating it for the unsupervised eleven year old who takes great pleasure in all things sick, dirty, and perverted, scrawls the experience onto notebook paper, and who’s parents hire Carnivore and GWAR to perform at the next funny farm family outing.
No qualifying textural principles going on here, just a weak fleshed, food fetish, thats as funny as a fart between floors and any side effectual music value that should come of it, is, rest assured, purely coincidental.

SAMPLES:  www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=402371&songID=2842171&…

or https://devilcake.bandcamp.com/album/i-cant-believe-its-not-satan

Devilcake
I Can’t Believe Its Not Satan
Year Released: 2002
Format: CDR
Label: self released

Reviewed by Martin Brown on Jun 13, 2007
This is fucking cool! Straight outta Columbus, Ohio, Devilcake play heavy, stoner rock n roll with a robotic effect on the vocals singing about food! Terrible fuzzy production and songs like ‘Wienermobile, ‘Frankensteins French Fries’, etc.; this is a bit different from your usual bullshit. Reminds me a little of bands like The Germs and Circle Jerks rocking out with White Zombie. I’m looking forward to maybe catching these guys live – I imagine they’d either rock it or suck the fat one. More stoner rock bands who sing about food!