BLACKSEED BOYS: Pandamonium CDR PROMO demo RARE. Pop songs covered in “True” Black Metal style. Check audio

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Blackseed Boys – Pandamonium (The Principle Of Evil Made Cash)
Genre: Black Metal
Label: Self-production
Playing time: 51:16

Tracklist:
Sliced Girls’ Wannabe
A Journey Through Nightmario Land
Don’t Tell Madonna
Money – Apocalypse Mix
Satana De Janeiro
Castle Pain – Iiiaaaaaa
Quit Slapping Saints (The Blackstreet Noise)
Shattering Heavens Door
Shadowgate
My Kill – Jacks Sin (The Hearse Song)
Duck Funoral (Secrets Of The Black Warts)
Britney Fears One Whore Crime
Christ Mess Goretory (A Violent Night In Jingle Bells)
Der Hahn ist Tod

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What can I say? The dream of every Metalhead that enjoys Pop music and video games (if theres any out there, thats it), BLACKSEED BOYS ladies and gentlemen! This is one of the most original projects that I’ve heard in a long time!!
Imagine this, you’re in your house, but theres only one CD player, you just got home and you’re tired, you want to relax and of course, listen to some of your records, but Damn! As soon you take out a couple of CDs to listen, your little teenager sister has taken possession of the CD player and shes putting a CD. The electronic drum beats start piercing your ears, is.. is.. no.. it can’t be, but as soon the little brat starts screaming wildly HOWIE AHHH BRIAN I LOVE YOU!! You know is true The Backstreet Boys, at full volume! Now you have to listen to the whole CD several times before the little monster gets tired of singing and dancing to those horrible tunes As soon things calm down (after 3 spins of that hellish sound), you swear that you’ll get revenge! But how? And with what? You’ve got to put the heaviest and most evil record you possess, so evil and so heavy that you’re afraid to listen it as well.

But why put your heaviest records, if every single CD you have sounds the same to your little sis? Then it comes you! You have to hit her where it hurts the most, in her frenzied fanatic heart!

So, picture this, your sister is in her bedroom reading her “Seventeen” magazine and suddenly, it starts BLACKSEED BOYS! And a cover version of the Backstreet Boys hit single “Quit Playing Games With My Heart”in Black Metal! Can you imagine the face on her as she hears her favourite boy band (and her favourite song too!) transformed into shrieks and distorted guitars? YEAH! REVENGE!

Anyway, thats what BLACKSEED BOYS are all about, they mock both commercial Pop music and “Evil” Black Metal, making covers of commercial pop music, in Black Metal!

So if you want to listen to “classic” songs of Britney Spears, Madonna, Spice Girls, Backstreet Boys, Michael Jackson, Bob Dylan and many more, get this one quickly!! But wait! Besides the Pop covers, they also do Metalized versions of tunes from some video games like Mario Bros., Castlevania and Shadowgate, being a big gamer myself I find this a nice bonus! But wait again! If you purchase this now you also get one nice cover version of DARK FUNERALs “The Secrets Of The Black Arts” nicely done and with a rapping section included!

No no no, don’t stop reading, if you call in the next five minutes they’ll throw an extra track! A Black Metal version à la CRADLE OF FILTH of that Christmas classic “Jingle Bells”, you can be the centre of attention at the next Christmas family gathering!

So, lets review what you get:

Pop songs covered in “True” Black Metal style

Metalized video games Tunes

Nicely done cover of DARK FUNERAL (don’t forget the rapping!)

“Jingle Bells”, just the way your parents like it!

Call now, the operators are waiting!